Cough, Sneeze, Puke

I’m sick today.

The whole world is moving at its usual pace,

But I swear everything has s-l-o-w-e-d right down.

I’m trying to lie still,

But my head feels like I’m on a roller coaster.

It’s going uP, Down and ROunD And ROunD

My throat is on fire.

I try to keep cooling it down with

juice, with

cough lollies

but still the fire is too strong.

I will need to call in reinforcements.

My nose is pouring down like Niagra Falls

No matter how much I blow my nose,

There is no drought insight.

I sound like a banshee – I think from the coughing

So if I try to talk, I’ll just cough, sneeze, puke.

But what do you do when you love to talk?

Hence I’ll just cough, sneeze, puke.

I saw the doctor for the second time @ $75.00

The 1st time @ $89.00 said –

“Take some Panadol and have some rest.”

I did. I got worse.

So the 2nd one said –

“Take Bisolvon, eat lemon and honey and breathe steam.

I did. I got worse.

So back to the doctor to do what the doctor says?

NO WAY!

I’ll stick to what I think is best and save the money on cough lollies.